Kaiju Big Battel: A Practical Guide to Giant City-Crushing Monsters paperback
|Dear Friends and Literate Strangers,|
You now hold the book that just might save your life. Unbeknownst to the majority of humans, planet Earth is currently beset by a legion of giant city-crushing monsters, alien insects, and mutant Rogues collectively known as Kaiju. The only thing standing between these villains and total destruction is a band of noble Heroes, dedicated to protecting humanity. These factions clashin maximum-security events known as Kaiju Big Battels.
Even now, as you decide between purchasing this book or that romance novel with the bare-chested, horse-riding rapscallion on the cover, this epic struggle between good and evil rages on. Traditional media outlets have tried to prevent mass panic, looting, and run on monster repellent by shielding you from the truth. But the time to live in ignorance is over.
I have released this book not as some sort of money-making venture that will help pay for new window treatements at Kaiju Headquarters, but as an educational tool. Within its pages are vital facts about the Kaiju Big Battel universe. For example, did you know that Dr. Cube wants to enslave humanity and turn the denizens of this planet into mindless zombies?
I trust that you will read this book cover to cover. Take what you learn to heart and remember Danger Can Happen!
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